Roll Over! Speak! Lick!
Hearsay happened upon this adorable little site earlier today. Naturally, it commanded the eager-to-please little pupperoni to speak, roll over, jump and dance. It then commanded the pupster to lick. So far, so good. Though what pup licked wasn’t exactly what Hearsay had in mind. “Lick yourself,” commanded Hearsay instead. Puppy didn’t quite understand that, responding with a “Huh?” Further experimentation revealed that there are, in fact, a lot of off-color commands the pupmeister doesn’t get, but I guess that’s the G-rated nature of the site’s corporate overseer. Clearly, they anticipated all manner of juvenile antics. (Yes, Hearsay is both juvenile and in possession of a filthy-minded mind, but you knew that already, didn’t you?) All told, Hearsay would love to see a similar site with an adorable stud replacing the adorable pup, and with the “Lick Yourself” command fully active. Now, roll over and let Hearsay rub your tummy….
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