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WTF? It’s Turkeys with all the trimmings at Town tonight!

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Hearsay asks it all time. What the fuck? Like just Sunday night, after Adam "Sonic Homo" Lambert's screechy performance on the AMAs. What the fuck?

But of course, Town has trademarked the term — or at least, the initials WTF — for the anything-goes monthly party it launched in July. And this month promises to be an extra-special edition worth giving lots of thanks for. Tonight, Nov. 25 — Thanksgiving Eve — Town will have a feast for the senses, from drag queen Banaka, who will spread ΓƒΖ’Γ‚Β’Γƒβ€šΓ’β€šΒ¬Γƒβ€šΓ‹Ε“em like a Thanksgiving dinner, to Poke-a-hauntis, who will "scalp her man," to pilgrims and Indians fighting for the continent. Watch out for flying arrows.

And don't even ask what they'll pull out of a turkey.

Yeah, it's that kind of party.

The evening gets going at 10 p.m. and cover is only $5. Music is courtesy DJ Cale, of website/party promoting-team BrightestYoungThings. All that, plus Town's Ed "Leave ΓƒΖ’Γ‚Β’Γƒβ€šΓ’β€šΒ¬Γƒβ€šΓ‹Ε“Em Guessing" Bailey says customers will have to "navigate the wall" to get into the club. WTF? Exactly.

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