Coverboy: Clif
(Photo by Julian Vankim)
Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable.
Janis Joplin, Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix.
What would you serve?
Whiskey. Anything over 80 proof. I don’t think they’d be into eating.
How would you describe your dream guy?
Someone who’s as into me as much as I’m into him. Confident. Willing to accept flaws.
Define good in bed.
When you don’t always make it to the bed. Bad in bed is if you don’t last as long and I’m not ready to stop.
Who should star in a movie about your life?
Lil Wayne. I think that’d be funny.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Who gets on your nerves?
Self-proclaimed hotties, prima donnas, name droppers and condescending people.
If your home was burning, what’s the first thing you’d grab while leaving?
The bottle of Single Barrel Jack I got for my birthday last year.
What’s your biggest turn-on?
I love blonds. I like nice guys, though. Honest, too.
What’s your biggest turn-off?
Someone insecure, or anyone obsessed with status.
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