Heavenly Round-Up: It’s time to lay the best of all possible plans. It’s time to use deep forces, within yourself and hidden in others, to make the most of the future secretive. It’s time to do what must be done, without counting the cost. It’s time to seduce the world into your way of understanding — and transmit your priorities likewise. There’s change coming, and everyone can hardly wait. You could be the first one into the pool of the new and different. Stay brave.
Aries: Is this where you wanted to be? Is this what you wanted to be doing? If not, don’t beat yourself up. Just get on with adjusting your trajectory so that you’re closer to your goals and further from frustration. Ask another Aries to tell you the truth.
Taurus: It walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck, and it probably has a liver to die for. But you can avoid any hint of cruelty, if you can get the duck’s cooperation. Will you convince it to end its lousy existence? Will you propagate Malthusian beliefs?
Gemini: You want to find a radical solution without having to take radical steps. You want a bloodless revolution, from the inside out. Where will you start? Could you simply set a consistently good example? Would it be worth your while to try?
Cancer: If you break this heart, don’t worry — you already own it. And it might still be under warranty. But will it ever be the same after it’s been repaired? You have more choices than you know. Look off the line for a clever solution.
Leo: Jump if you want to, the view is spectacular all the way down. Take the stairs if you prefer the workout to the freak-out. Don’t get more extreme with your bad self than you have to in order to effect this interesting transition. Ask Tuesday.
Virgo: Call it in the air. You’re lucky, with a stored luck spindled up inside you. Use your odds-bending proclivities for the greater good, and a share of it will redound to your best advantage. You’ve looked into the pit, now walk away from it.
Libra: Give as good as you get. Give better and you’ll go down in history. Share what you have and you’ll be swamped with resource assistance when push comes to shove. It’s a beautiful thing, and a useful one. Wear stripes for attention Sunday.
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CAPRICORN AQUARIUS PISCES ARIES TAURUS GEMINI |
CANCER LEO VIRGO LIBRA SCORPIO SAGITTARIUS |
Scorpio: You’re as powerful now as you’re ever going to be. But the power is embedded in your cellular make-up. It will untwist with every exhale. It will expand with each flush of blood through your system. Don’t get too impatient for the magic.
Sagittarius: Time and tide make more noise than most people can imagine, and the susurrations of the intangibles are keeping you awake at night. Don’t try to be productive, just try to survive the intensity of the awareness. Pisces can share.
Capricorn: Aren’t you proud of yourself for picking up the pieces and making them into a shape and of a character that actually suits your needs? It’s not a skill everyone has. You’re gifted, and the gift is priceless. Continue building your new future.
Aquarius: Why would you look anywhere else? What could you have which would be substantially better than what you have already? Would you be willing to change your whole life to get there? Be sure to answer honestly and learn the underlying truth.
Pisces: You don’t have to be afraid of the dark. You don’t have to vanquish ignorance alone. You don’t have to go to such lengths. You’re ready to be all that you can be, and that without having to extinguish the light of life in others. Celebrate.
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