Metro Weekly

Film

  • Broken Bones

    There's a sweetness to Alice Sebold's 2002 mega-bestseller The Lovely Bones that belies the story of a young girl's brutal rape and killing. That same...

  • Hormonal Activity

    The average (sex) teenaged boy thinks (sex) about sex (sex) every seven seconds (sex). While this might be an old wives' tale, you wouldn't know...

  • Sleuthing Around

    ''Elementary, my dear Watson.'' If you just became indignant about the fact that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle never wrote that famous line, you will likely...

  • Singular Sensation

    Five minutes into A Single Man, fashion designer Tom Ford's directorial debut, you realize you're seeing art. At first it seems to be that highly...

  • Virtuoso Virtuality

    Avatar is the type of film that only the self-proclaimed ''King of the World'' could make. James Cameron has tackled futuristic killing machines, stomach-splitting aliens...

  • Playing the Heartstrings

    There's nothing better than an uplifting movie to please the masses that's released just in time for the holidays. And if it involves sports, score!...

  • Road Weary

    The long and winding road leads... well, I don't know where. In The Road, based on Cormac McCarthy's recent short novel, it seemingly leads to...

  • Moon Men

    Better than the first one. Still sucks. That's the distilled version for those who are sick and tired of hearing about ''The Twilight Saga'' and...

  • Tears Worth Shedding

    When it comes to the word precious and movies, it's tough not to think of a kidnapped girl trapped in a hole trying to lure...

  • Parting Glances

    Even in his final days, Michael Jackson's crotch grabs were awkward and excessive. And the man came across as a bit creepy and gangly –...

  • Freak Show

    As the vampire-version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Willow liked to say, ''Bored now.'' Maybe that's not completely true for every minute of Cirque du...

  • Ungrateful Dead

    I'm gonna live forever. Baby remember my name.... In a cutthroat world where luck is just as important as skill, only a few survive. And...

  • Punctuation's Mark!

    Isn't it nice when filmmakers are so excited about the final product that they add an exclamation point to the title? The Informant! It's about...

  • Ball Bearings

    Schlemiel, schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated. We’re going to do it....While many who troop to see Mike Judge’s Extract might be too young to remember the opening...

  • Numbed by Nazis

    One hundred and forty minutes is an awful lot of foreplay for a 10-minute payoff. Yet that’s what Quentin Tarantino is requiring of audiences who...