Film
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Hormonal Harry
Hogwarts homework assignment: Re-watch (or re-read) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. If you don’t, you’re going to be utterly lost because there...
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Gay Puree
Brüno is like anal bleaching: You can't believe anyone would actually do it, the thought of it makes you cringe, and you're happy that it's...
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Guns and Roses
Why do we always go for the bad boys? Is it the thrill of danger, the excitement of living on the edge, or simply that...
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Life's Lessons
Life is made up of little lessons that, when strung together, form a whole that allows us to see the larger truth. The same can...
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The Morning After
Haven't we all had a hangover that hits in the morning like a ton of bricks being dropped on your head one at a time?...
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Hell Raiser
Recipe: Add one tablespoon of spittle from an old hag, three blond hairs from one young woman (preferable beautiful), and one fly with wings still...
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Geared Up
Who would have thought that salvation would come in the form of a man with the self-ascribed moniker McG? But it has. McG, who made...
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Blinded by Science
It's been three years since Dan Brown's wildly popular novel, The Da Vinci Code, jumped to the silver screen, angering the Catholic Church with its...
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Secret Lives
Washington loves its secrets -- or at least it loves pretending something is a secret even though it's made its way through the rumor mill...
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Space Balls
J.J. Abrams may not be boldly going where no man has gone before, but he's boldly doing what few have done before: creating a daring,...
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De-Clawed
What happens when the badass becomes the sweet and sensitive one? You lose the edge. And that's exactly the problem with X-Men Origins: Wolverine. There's...
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Closet Cases
Where's the rage in Outrage? Director Kirby Dick, who last covered the Motion Picture Association of America's rating system in This Film Is Not Yet...
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The Pitts
Why is summer the season of change? Really, think about the number of films about transformative summers, from the iconic Summer of '42, to the...
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Collision Course
Excelente. Una maravillosa película. Fantástico. And many other superlatives that I no longer remember from high school Spanish. By all standard measures, Sin Nombre should...
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Roller Coasting
Ah, the '80s. Who doesn't miss the hair, the fashion sense, the music, and the simpler times? James (Jesse Eisenberg) might disagree with that last...
