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  • Horoscope

    By on September 19, 2007

    Heavenly Round Up: This is an envelope that requires pushing. This is a relationship that blossoms in its formation. This is a point from which...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 12, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: The days are getting shorter, as is your patience. Your delight in little details is waning dramatically. How can you avoid being overwhelmed...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 5, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Now is a good time to see old problems with new eyes. Now is a good time to greet the bubbling emotional sludge...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 29, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: In the heart of all those details lies a mystery. At the bottom of the hassle resides a profound truth. Beyond the myriad...

  • Hororscope

    By on August 22, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: That trash talk was bound to catch up with you one day. You need to put your skills into action to make good...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 15, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: They do it with smoke and mirrors -- or that's what you hope to prove with all your extra efforts searching for the...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 8, 2007

    Heavenly Round Up: You're lying in the bed you made and you wonder why it's not a more restful arrangement. Happily, you have more than...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 1, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: If God's in Her heaven and all's right with the world, why are you standing there with that look on your face? It's...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 25, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: There's a brooding quality in the air. This is the calm before the other shoe drops, on both the micro and meta levels....

  • Horoscope

    By on July 18, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Is it forgiveness? Absolution? A fresh start? Whatever you call it, you're in a position to reposition yourself. Now that you've won a...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 4, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Is it hot enough for you? No, not the external climate -- the nature of the weather on your insides. You've been called...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 27, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Dreaming of a different kind of Independence Day? You're tied with the myriad gossamer threads of mutual obligation and unique responsibility. It's put-up-or-shut-up...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 13, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Your mouth is kiting checks faster than your persona can reject them. It's not that you're in a low-energy holding pattern. Simply put,...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 6, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Are the fruits of your labors manifesting in unexpected shapes and sizes? Reaping what was sown can be useful in deciding what to...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 30, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Are you feeling lucky, punk? I hope not. It's not the time or place to let important outcomes hang on merest chance and...