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  • Horoscope

    By on May 23, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Maybe you've got it like that, and maybe you've fallen into believing the hype. With so much extra material swirling around the issues...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 16, 2007

    05-17-07 Horoscope Heavenly Round-Up: Look around you. Look, look, look -- but don't touch anything you don't want to pay for. This is a great...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 9, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's a long and winding trail, no question. Yet you're receiving information faster than you can find a place to put it. You're...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 2, 2007

    Heavenly Round Up: Is this the fullness of time about which one hears so very much? If so, then why are you tap-dancing for all...

  • Horoscope

    By on April 25, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: What's done is done. You can't change the past, even with full-bore whining, sulking and tantrums. Remember that passive-aggressive behaviors are equally ineffective...

  • Horoscope

    By on April 18, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: You've shifted pointless boulders uphill long enough, Sisyphus. With that immense obstacle out of your line of vision, you may be surprised to...

  • Horoscope

    By on April 11, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: You've established and fostered that which mattered. Now you're harvesting the fruits of your labors. Will it be bitter or sweet? Plentiful or...

  • Horoscope

    By on April 4, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's been a long, slow climb up the steep, steep hill. Now you can see a clear path down that slippery slope before...

  • Horoscope

    By on March 28, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Are you dispensing justice, or dispensing with it? Be aware of your criteria, and watch your motives -- everything suffers a sea-change this...

  • Horoscope

    By on March 21, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Disorientation often accompanies a severe change in barometric pressure -- whether the pressures of the deep or a warm front encroaching from the...

  • Horoscope

    By on March 14, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: The changing of seasons brings a certain degree of chaos, anomie and a mood of free-floating anxiety tied to all those tiny little...

  • Horoscope

    By on March 7, 2007

    Heavenly Round Up: Is there a snake in the garden? Is there trouble in paradise? Or are you only all worked up over a little...

  • Horoscope

    By on February 28, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: Don't take your eye off the ball for a second. Everything is in a new kind of flux -- chaos will resolve itself...

  • Horoscope

    By on February 21, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: You said the magic words and threw the beans over your shoulder. Now they're sprouting: Large as life and twice as natural, they're...

  • Horoscope

    By on February 14, 2007

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's not the road to nowhere, but it's definitely the scenic route. Don't believe the locals who say you can't get there from...