Metro Weekly

Horoscope

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Time is a river upon which we float. Keep this metaphor in mind should you decide to swim upstream to take care of...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're walking the walk, but the talk's not coming out right. You're manning up, but the situation may call for more sensitivity than...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Between things seen and unseen lay the doors of perception. Will you walk across the threshold into the unknown? Will you glance through...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: There's a lot of ''can't,'' ''won't'' and ''shouldn't'' in the air just now. Is it that everyone is overwhelmed? Is it that too...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're sluggish and out of sorts. You're wondering why the weather (inside and out) can't make up its mind and just be. You're...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Your star is shining, but clouds veil the sky. You're ready for action, but rain falls outside. You want to go the distance,...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You needn't go to Jerusalem on your knees to turn your karma. You only have to face your self-created demons and give them...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You’re stodgy and sluggish and you can’t stand the sight of the sun. April Fool! As it turns out, there’s energy and to...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: The earth is warming. The sky is opening. The world is busy becoming. What's your excuse? Nothing's running smoothly; it never does. There...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: This is the threshold of the year. This is where the big push from winter into spring begins. This is when it's necessary...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Is it the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end? When a soul gets old enough, does it get to...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You've made it this far. You can't give up. The tide is finally turning. The handwriting is on the wall and it can't...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Why is it that when you hold the mirror up to life, you keep focusing on that one zit and not the larger...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: The world may be slouching toward Bethlehem, vandalizing and defacing as it goes, but this isn't a free pass to behave as badly...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Spend the weekend tying up the loose ends and severing the dead connections. Use your time wisely and productively to clear the way....