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  • Horoscope

    By on October 21, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Your luck will change with the wind. It will change with the air pressure. It will change with the temperature. Your inner state...

  • Horoscope

    By on October 7, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Truth and/or consequences is the name of the game here and now. What has been spoken or written or even rumored is coming...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 30, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Everything old is new again. And everything new has the patina of age and experience burnishing our perceptions. This paradoxical paradigm is more...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 23, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Life is no circus. But if you have to jump through many more hoops, you'll think you're wearing a pink tulle collar and...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 16, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Now doesn't have to be the autumn of your discontent. Now could be the autumn of your self improvement. Now could be the...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 9, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: You may not be able to talk from just the one side of your mouth. You may find your tongue to be hinged...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 2, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: You can’t help but see the obvious—it’s right under your nose. You can’t avoid the truth--it’s out there. You can’t walk away from...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 26, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: These are times of confusion. These are times of doubt. These are times of circling back and around in order to verify the...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 19, 2009

    Heavenly Round Up: Change is coming. It’s coming from unexpected angles. It’s coming from unforeseen developments. It’s coming from application, strategic reasoning, discerning pressure and...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 12, 2009

    Heavenly Round Up: It is what it is… right up until it just isn’t. So don’t resign yourself to the futility of resistance. Don’t put...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 5, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: You can, and you will, change your fate through your own actions and beliefs. It might make the process less stressful to give...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 29, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: It would be easy to say that it is what it is -- too easy. These are the times we need to buckle...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 22, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Baby, it’s cold inside. Do you need to turn off the AC? To open your heart? To rev up your metabolism? Only you...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 15, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: No one promised you a rose garden -- unless they meant it metaphorically. There are more excuses floating around than you can shake...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 8, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's hot. It's hazy. It's hard to know what to do. And this isn't the weather we're talking about. There is chaos under...