Metro Weekly

Nightlife

  • If You Smoke, You’re Obviously Gay

    By on October 5, 2009

    Or is that the other way around?… Hey, Hearsay knows! Let’s ask Mark “The Original Marlboro Man” Lee!… New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens ‘It’s Gay...

  • Swine Flu hits Backstreet Boy Brian Litrell

    By on October 5, 2009

    For those of you who care about such things, Hearsay just got the following press release. Hearsay wishes Brian “Teen Wolf” Litrell a speedy recovery....

  • Madonna and Lady Gaga’s SNL Surprise!

    By on October 4, 2009

    For those of you who missed last night’s SNL — and really, given the quality of the humor these days, there’s no reason to watch...

  • Mixmasters

    By on September 30, 2009

    ''The moment you walk in it doesn't feel like any other night you go out,'' says Shea Van Horn, about the monthly party Mixtape he...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 30, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Everything old is new again. And everything new has the patina of age and experience burnishing our perceptions. This paradoxical paradigm is more...

  • Partying to XS

    By on September 23, 2009

    Charles Oswald knows how to throw a party. As the bar and events manager for Club XS in York, Pa., it's a job requirement. Club...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 23, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Life is no circus. But if you have to jump through many more hoops, you'll think you're wearing a pink tulle collar and...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 16, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Now doesn't have to be the autumn of your discontent. Now could be the autumn of your self improvement. Now could be the...

  • Sunday Morning Breakfast Eggs

    By on September 13, 2009

    Hearsay was cruising the Internet and came upon this little eggs-terpiece. Obvious? Yes. Funny. Without question.

  • Three's Company

    By on September 9, 2009

    Two months ago, U Street-area venues Town and DC9 paired up for a special one-night-only promotion. Now Nellie's Sports Bar has joined them to make...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 9, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: You may not be able to talk from just the one side of your mouth. You may find your tongue to be hinged...

  • Strictly Fetish

    By on September 2, 2009

    ''This kind of party is really big in Europe, in places like Manchester and Berlin,'' says Jacob Nathaniel Pring. He's talking about the new monthly...

  • Horoscope

    By on September 2, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: You can’t help but see the obvious—it’s right under your nose. You can’t avoid the truth--it’s out there. You can’t walk away from...

  • Sean Bugg + Yellow Balls = CNN Spot

    By on August 31, 2009

    Hearsay’s onetime rival, Sean “I Heart Rafael” Bugg (yes, there was a time long, long ago when Hearsay battled with the Buggster’s notorious The Back...

  • Getting Frank about Fire Island

    By on August 30, 2009

    Barney "Perfectly" Frank was all over the news a few weeks ago, as the House's best jouster against shouting protesters at townhalls on health care...