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  • Horoscope

    By on June 24, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: There's a seed germinating in your soul. There's a grain of sand irritating your heart just enough to bring on the emotional mother...

  • The Capital Pride Parade: The Metro Weekly Video

    By on June 17, 2009

    Hearsay will have its complete report on Pride for you tomorrow — and not just online, but also in the magazine! Yes, a rare print...

  • Peter's Pride

    By on June 17, 2009

    ''A lot of people miss the Roxy and the big-room experience,'' says Peter Rauhofer. ''We saw this as an opportunity.'' For many years, Rauhofer served...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 17, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Not only do we live in interesting times, but they just got a lot more intense. The flow of data is in radical...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 10, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's going to be a humdinger of an informational experience. And the emotional component won't be easily shoved aside. How will you keep...

  • I [HEART] Stonewall

    By on June 10, 2009

    ''What would it look like if everyone came together to experience a totally different quality of event?'' That's the question Vance Garrett asked himself when...

  • Joe Jonas Puts a (Purity) Ring on It

    By on June 6, 2009

    Just when Hearsay thought it was done with “Single Ladies,” and had seen all the possible spoofs featuring men in tights imitating Beyonce — after...

  • Perfect for that Daddy on your list

    By on June 6, 2009

    Hearsay was sifting through its mountain of spammail and noticed this from Amazon: As Hannibal might say, “Toughens your nipples, eh Senator?”

  • Horoscope

    By on June 3, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's hard to deny you're between a rock and a hard place. On the other hand, you've been there long enough that you're...

  • Feline Waterboarding

    By on May 30, 2009

    If you know cats — and Hearsay is not talking the musical — then you know cats generally despise water. They’ll do anything to keep...

  • The Return of Rauhofer

    By on May 30, 2009

    As far as Hearsay knows, Peter “I Love Vienna Sausages” Rauhofer hasn’t been to D.C. since he spun for Cherry’s main event a whole three...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 27, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: You've been verging on radical dissatisfaction with the status quo for so long you can't remember how it felt to be contented all...

  • Pageantry of Pride

    By on May 27, 2009

    Two years ago, a drag king was crowned Mr. Capital Pride, and drag queens generally reign as Miss Capital Pride. But either contest ''is certainly...

  • Memorial Day Is Hopping in Gay DC Clubland…

    By on May 22, 2009

    It's Memorial Day Weekend, which only means one thing: Hearsay's sad, because it never gets invited to the beach. (Thank you very much, Dave. You,...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 20, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Things wobble slowly towards maximum stasis. Once they reach their natural still point, they'll wind back up and begin the process all over...