| Feature Story | Late Night Feeding | It's 1 a.m., Do You Know Where Your Diner Is? | by Will Doig. |
| Film | Un-scary Movie | Wes Craven Presents: They | by Randy Shulman |
| Film | Bond Unbound | Die Another Day | by Randy Shulman |
| Stage | Garden Grub | The Secret Garden | by Jonathan Padget |
| Stage | Willy-nilly | Naked Boys Singing! | by Jonathan Padget |
| Stage | Epic Experience | Les Misérables | by Jonathan Padget |
| Stage | Toilet Humor | Dingleberries | by Jonathan Padget |
| Truly Yours | Truly Yours | Dealing with Armageddon, seeking permission to use a sling, and porn watching etiquette | by Lena Lett |
| Opinion | Life with Pooh (and Piglet) | Alphabet Soup | by Kristina Campbell |
| Snapshots | King Gong | The Gong Show. Cobalt. | Michael Cornelison and Michael Wichita |
| Snapshots | Miss-ter Mister | Ms. Mr. P | Michael Cornelison |
| Snapshots | Leather Luminary | 30th Annual Mr. DC Eagle 2003. | Michael Cornelison |
| Snapshots | Peak Performance | Apex Grand Opening | Jackie Hubschman |